>HBD League Rankings

>”People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.” – Rogers Hornsby

THE AWE-INSPIRING LEAGUES

1. Moneyball (12)[Winner of the Awe-Inspiring Award]

2. Moonlight Graham (18)[Winner of the Tanker Award]

3. Cooperstown (17) [Winner of the Awesome Award]

“Barry Bonds? I’ll tell you what, if he hit a home run off (Bob) Gibson or (Don) Drysdale and stood and admired it, they’d knock that earring out of his ear the next time up.” – National League Umpire Doug Harvey



THE DISTINGUISHED LEAGUES

4. The Bigs (12)

5. CAPB (13)

6. Gleeman World (17) [Winner of the Fort Knox Award]

7. American Pastime (18)

8. Minor Leagues (14)

9. NO QUITTERS!!!! (18)

10. NABCL (19)

11. Big Sky Alumni (18)

12. Kinsella (14) [Winner of the Fort Knox Award]

13. NCAA (11)

14. Negro League (16)

15. Mordecai (19)

16. Capra (19)

17. Roy Hobbs (11)

18. Warning Track (11)

19. L.E.G (18)

20. Major Leagues (14)

21. Riley (18)

22. Hometown (14)

23. Happy Jack (18)

24. Hall of Fame (13)

25. American Baseball Union (11) [Winner of the Champions Award]

“Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.” – Casey Stengel





THE ABOVE AVERAGE LEAUGES

26. Jaha (16) [Winner of the Un-Lucky Award]

27. Boston Tea Party (13)

28. Mays (19)

29. Shtickless (18)

30. Field of Dreams (13)

31. Pete Rose (16)

32. Harold Reynolds (16)

33. Hunter (18)

34. Summer of ’49 (17)

35. More Cowbell (17)

36. Doubleday (11) [Winner of the Parity Award]

37. Cal Ripken (14)

38. Hot Stove (15)

39. Dirt (17)

40. Stickball (13)

41. SanderBear’s Ron Cey (18)

42. OCD (19)

43. WIB (13)

44. Edmonds (18)

45. Jersey League (15)

46. Canseco (11)

47. Plumpy Rules!!!!!! (18)

48. Feller (15)

49. Wrigleyville (13)

50. Mattingly (14)

51. Griffey (18)

52. Mr. October (18)

53. Clemente (18)

54. Alexander (18)

55. Regulars (17)

56. caray (18)

“Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.” – Toby Harrah (1983)

THE RUN OF THE MILL LEAGUES

57. Uecker (14)



58. Mantle (19)

59. Fingers (17)

60. Cobb (19)

61. Musial (18)

62. Fisk (17)

63. Long Haul R Us (14)

64. Wailing Onions (12)

65. Vin Scully (14)

66. Pine Tar (14) [Winner of the Fan Favorite Award]

67. Cobbfather (11)

68. Joey Belle (18)

69. Sandberg (18)

70. UBA, Inc. (16)

71. Spawn (12)

72. mauer (11)

73. 7Mickey Mantle7 (16)

74. FizWorld (17)

75. Puckett (13)

76. Snider (14)

77. Addicted Users (18)

78. Wright (17)

79. Sag’s Swingers Memorial BPF (12)

80. Bo Jackson (16)

81. Glavine300 (13)

82. majors (18)

83. Buckner (18)

84. Evangeline League (18)

85. Erffdogg Memorial League (18)

86. GD Bryant (18)

87. Sharkey’s World (16)

“Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he’s losing; nobody wants to quit when he’s ahead.” – Jackie Robinson

THE BELOW AVERAGE LEAGUES

88. Lets Play Two (12)

89. 23Mattingly23 (15)

90. F.Y.C. (18)

91. Clemens* (13)

92. Diamondbacks (11)

93. Mike Greenwell (17)

94. Guinness (14)

95. 7Mantle7 (18)

96. Mike Squires (17)

97. Lasorda (18)

98. 1530 Homer (19)

99. Duff Beer (12)

100. Kaline (19)

101. Bench (18)

102. Morgan (19)

103. Ripken Jr. (11)

104. Ott (18)

105. CubsWin (11)

106. USMLB (13)

107. 7Mickey7 (18) [Winner of the Lucky Bastard Award]

108. LOCO (15)

109. Munson (12)

110. Yastrzemski (18)

111. Rice Not Lynn (17)

112. Banks (19)

113. Pioneer League (18)

114. Centerfield (13)

115. Jackie Robinson (16)

“Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona.” – George Will (1990)



THE DREADFUL LEAGUES

116. 7Yankees7 (19)



117. Dale Murphy (18)

118. Public Works (16)

119. Ichiro (17)

120. Second City (18)

121. Koufax (18)

122. Camp (18)

123. Spahn (18)

124. A.Rod (17)

125. The Sandlot (16) [Winner of the Super Award]

“I don’t know why people like the home run so much. A home run is over as soon as it starts…The triple is the most exciting play of the game. A triple is like meeting a woman who excites you, spending the evening talking and getting more excited, then taking her home. It drags on and on. You’re never sure how it’s going to turn out.” – George Foster (1978)

THE INEXCUSABLE LEAGUES

126. Cochrane (18) [Winner of the Super Award]

127. Satchel Paige (11) [Winner of the Revolving Door Award]

128. Dimaggio (14) [Winner of the Knuckle Head Award]


AWARDS

Awe-Inspiring Award– Awarded to the best league in HBD
Awesome Award – Awarded to the most competitive league in HBD (according to the power rankings).
Tanker Award – Awarded to the league with zero tanking teams during the last 10 seasons (according to the power rankings).
Champions Award – Awarded to the league with 10 different champions during the leagues last 10 seasons.

Un-Lucky Award – Awarded to the league that just missed having a logo.

Parity Award – Awarded to the league with all 32 teams making the playoffs during the leagues last 10 seasons.

Fan Favorite Award – Awarded to the fan favorite league.

The Fort Knox Award – Awarded to the league that has the highest retention rate.

Lucky Bastard Award – Awarded to the league that is ranked higher then they should.

Super Award – Awarded to the league with the most Super Elites or Super Tankers (according to the power rankings).

Revolving Door Award – Awarded to the league with the lowest retention rate.

Knuckle Head Award – Awarded to the worst league in HBD.
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